Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Apologies....

Alright, I had to move my computer from my room as some remodeling was going on so I have not had internet access for the last couple of days, so my apologies to any readers.

I think I've figured something out a little bit about life, and the world, and people, and first is that I have no idea what any of their significance is, and secondly that they all suck major pornstar dick. Lastly, anywhere or anything to be "gotten to" or achieved in life sucks, and is bound to be something that is unenjoyable.

Example: to get anywhere in this fucking world, you need to go to school. Well, school sucks.

Example 2: to be attractive you need to exercise and eat right, both of which suck.

Example 3: on a less personal level, in order for a country to "succeed" it needs to exert military and economic imperialism over surrounding countries, which sucks.

Anything pleasurable will get you absolutely nowhere, it will drag you down. I find it ironic, life's pains and suckiness are the only ways to get ahead.

Some more examples of fun/pleasurable things that will drag you down in this life:

Substance use. Good example. More fun than I've had at any other time in my life. Idiots talk about just "getting high on life" which is FUCKING BULLSHIT, YOU ARE CUNTLICKERS
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
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ASSHOLES.

You can't get inebriated "on life" you have to destroy your body and brain to really enjoy the finest beauty of human existence.

Second: fatty food. Tasty. Delicious. Amazing. Wish I could live off of it. But you fucking can't otherwise you turn into a fat piece of shit like me, or a fatter piece of shit like Rush Limbaugh. Your arterial system will go fuck itself up its ass until you die a slow painful heart attack death.

MICHAEL ANGRY!

MICHAEL SMASH!

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Alright, my reserves of bitching have been temporarily depleted, as usual, post your enamorance/hate below.

Peace,
~Michael "Cow" Mullinax

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